Sooo I’m going to start off by saying that I TOTALLY messed up on the order of the weeks in the last post! So the REAL order up to now should be Intiation, Shetach, NORTH, then navigation. I’ll update you about North week and then in my next post I’ll catch you up to the next two weeks which were Combat and Sports week.
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I decided to start this thing back up again and decided it wasn’t nice of me to leave my oh so many followers and readers hanging about my life living in Israel, two years ago. This was a draft that was left unfinished from February 2012 and I decided not to erase it or change the title because 1) I’ll be a trooper and sum up the rest of my year in Israel, starting from where I left off on this post, for those who care and 2) I liked the title of the post although I can’t remember specifically which epidemic I was referring to. I’m assuming it could’ve been about the many lice breakouts, pink eye infections, or the inherited alcoholism epidemic from our newfound privilege of being of age, or any combination of the three. (DISCLAIMER: this does not mean Jerusalem is a dirty city swarming with lice infestations and little surprises laying around that usually one would associate with conjunctivitis infections.) I’m not sure I can go into as much detail as I did while I was blogging in Israel because quite honestly, this was two years ago and as of recently I’ve been experiencing some signs of short term memory loss so I’ll try my best….
THE REAL WEEK FOUR: North Week
During North week we travelled up North to Tiberius where we stayed in a hostel right next to the Sea of Galilee, where we would consider this our base for the week. While we were there, we visited a very well known kibbutz called Kfar Bloom where we had a sports training session and an oh so tasty bagged lunch. Other renown sites that were on the agenda this week included an air force museum and a base belonging to a very high ranking unit in the army called Golani. Visiting these places and learning about the history that took place was eye opening and to think that we were standing on land where soldiers once stood on to fight for their country was really something else.
Week Five: Combat Week
Combat week was dedicated to learning about all the different types of machinery and techniques used in combat. We learned about the many guns that are used in combat and how to take apart an M-16, clean it, and put it back together. Also on the agenda for this week was to learn how to break someone’s neck with one simple move, or also commonly known as the self defense system, Krav Maga. Now, we didn’t actually learn how to break someone’s neck with one simple move, that would be a stunt I would be surprised to see only from Jackie Chan, but we did learn other techniques like how to defend yourself if you were getting attacked from behind. We learned some other cool techniques that I can’t recall right now and would do me absolutely no good if I were ever in a dangerous situation (gd forbid!)
Week Six: The REAL Sports Week
Week Seven: Jerusalem Week
This week was dedicated to learning about the history of Israel and visiting the holy city in Jerusalem and the Western Wall. Our base for this week was a hostel right across the street from the Mamilla Mall. We walked around Jerusalem in our “Aleph” uniform (the nicer uniform that we had) and had our guns with us at all times. While we were exploring different sites in the old city, tourists would stop us and ask if we would mind taking a picture with them, thinking that we were real soldiers. This week was full of learning and a quick change of pace from our usual freezing in our dinky tents and terrible dinners to actually having a roof over our head, central heating, and what we thought to be gourmet dinners.
Week Eight: Graduation!
This week was the final week of Marva, a week which I had thought I would never see. Through all the punishments I had faced and bland tasting lunches and dinners and countless amounts of choco bsakit (chocolate milk in a bag), I thought this day would never come. This week meant the ‘distance’ between the commanders and the chanichim (us) would be broken, we would be giving back our newfound significant others (also known as our “guns”), and we would no longer be trapped in our newly adapted militaristic way of life. The night the Segal (Hebrew for the whole group of commanders) broke the distance with us was probably the best night of my whole Marva experience. This night was when we would realize that the people who had made our lives miserable for the past couple months were actually completely normal people who had names and emotion. The day of that night we had woken up at 4 AM, got dressed with all of our gear, including our army vests, two full canteens, and of course, our guns, and headed a little more south of our base to Masada. The Segal had managed to give every single chanich (us) a tikniut (a punishment for a uniform malfunction) that day no matter if they really did have a uniform malfunction or not. Later on that night, everyone was instructed to take showers and get ready for mizdar tikniut, where we would find out what our punishment would be for the earlier uniform malfunction. The whole plugah (Hebrew for everyone in marva) met on the basketball courts with the whole Segal standing infront of us, when usually only one person would be in charge of mizdar tikniut. We all stood in our normal ‘Chet’ formation eager to find out what the Segal had in store for us that night. As we stood there the Segal started yelling at us but not because we had done something wrong and not in a way to punish us but this time, they were making fun of us for the things we had done throughout Marva that they had sneakily been taking note of when we least expected it. They had plotted a way to get us to think the whole plugah was in trouble for “uniform malfunctions” but in reality they just wanted to get us all together to break the distance. After their witty performance they all sat on the ground and yelled out, “come meet your Segal Marva!!” and at that point everyone broke free of the formation and ran towards the Segal like a bunch of zebras in a stampede in the jungle. At this point everyone huddled around the Segal to hear them confess their name, age, and where they lived in Israel. The next few days we had left was spent getting to know them better and practicing for the golden day everyone was waiting for, graduation.
After Marva was over we managed to keep in touch with our commanders and grew close to them as our friends. At this time, I had finally come to realize what the true meaning of a love/hate relationship really was.
I think thats enough straining of my memory for one blog post, ill be sure to update you guys (speaking as if I have a whole dedicated fan base) on the second half of my experience living in Israel in the next post.
Thanks for reading!
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Taking pictures at a rest stop up North.
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My friends and I on the top of Masada.
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My friends and I during the hike up Masada with all of our gear.
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My friends and I on the top of Masada.
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Me holding the Marva flag on the top of Masada.
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Ariela and I posing with the welcome sign to our base, Sde Boker.
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Arielle and I during the hike up Masada with all of our gear.
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Arielle and I after the hike up Masada.
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Sam, Ariela, and I at an air force museum up North.
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My friend Rotem thought he was clever.
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Tourists taking pictures with whom they thought was a real soldier.
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My friends and I at the Western Wall during Jerusalem Week.
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Tourists taking pictures of us in Jerusalem because they thought we were real soldiers.
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Our plugah hiking up Masada during sunrise.
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Me at the Western Wall in Jerusalem.
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Ariela, Lily, our commander, Stav, and I on the last day of Marva.
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Chen and I getting ready to hike up Masada.
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Me making faces during our graduation ceremony.
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Rotem, Ariela, Joseph, Gabe, and one of the commanders, Ori after graduation.
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Me at the Theodor Hertzel gravesite in Jerusalem.
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Me on the top of Masada so relieved to be done with the hike.
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Arielle, Jodie, Chen, Ariela, Heather, and I inside The Great Synagogue in the Old City.
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Noa, Arielle, Heather, Ariela, and I on the top of Masada waving the Israeli flag and the Marva flag.
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My two friends Kash and Romy sitting around with the Segal getting to know more about them after the distance was broken.
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Going through the process of giving our uniforms back once Marva was over.
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Everyone that was in my Tzevet (group) during Marva.
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My commander, Stav, playing guitar for us once we broke the distance. (and me in the background)
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Ariela with one of the commanders, Ori, after graduation.
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Me giving a speech about the Holocaust at the Holocaust Museum.
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Rotem, Ariela, and I right before graduation.
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My tzevet (group), including our commander, Stav, after graduation.
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A candid shot of me smiling during the graduation ceremony.
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Me waving the Israeli flag on top of Masada.
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My tzevet (group) right outside of the Old City in Jerusalem.
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All the Year Coursers who participated in Marva and all the Year Coursers who came to support the ones who graduated Marva.
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Me and a group of my friends from Marva in front of the Western Wall.
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Me with my gun right before graduation.
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My commander, Stav, and I after graduation.
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The whole plugah (everyone who participated in Marva) during the hike up Masada.
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Packing up our stuff and ready to leave what we called home for a couple months to our new homes in Jerusalem!
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Eating our bagged lunches after doing our sports activity in Kfar Bloom.
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Me performing a gun routine during our graduation ceremony.
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Sam and I at an air force Museum up North.